Saturday, January 29, 2011

Su casa es mi casa

I know I am ruining my own chances of winning this dream home by letting you in on the secret, but have you seen the HGTV Dream Home Giveaway?!?! I'll be envious of the lucky son-of-a-b* who wins that ginormous lodge in Stowe, Vermont. Do I know where that is? Do I care? Three large bedrooms (one with 8 beds), 2 living rooms, balconies, terrace, car, and $500,000 later, I don't care if this house is in Antartica, I WANT IT.

Now, go out there and enter in the sweepstakes 2 times a day, once through HGTV and once through Frontdoor.com. When you win this treasure chest, I call that guest bedroom!!!

Internet blockage??

Hey Egypt,

If there's anything I learned from South Park, just try unplugging your modem for about 30 seconds and then plugging it back in. Everything will be fixed. Breathe.